I love showing tricks to little kids
10knotes: veechiuu: They’re all like: “How did you do that?” And you’re just like: “Magic.” Submitted by teddysmusic Follow 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog.
A school year in review:
baileyquinn: First day of school [[when you see your friends]]: After one week of school: Midterm exams: Christmas break: Start of second semester: Spring break: Returning again: Final exams: Summer vacation: After one week of vacation: “It’s noon already?” “Ugh, I’m bored.” Repeat for the rest of your existence.
When you finish reading a page and you have no...
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of...
adios-asshole: Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“ Patient:
When my mom tells me dinner is ready:
missredaholic: When I was a kid: Now:
When your parents used to hold their hand in front...
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.– Leonardo da Vinci (via screamcolours)
I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought,...– Frida Kahlo (via girlwithoutwings)
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.– Elbert Hubbard (via imfantasyparade)
The most important thing in life is learning how to fall.– Jeannette Walls (via girlwithoutwings)
You see things; and you say “Why?” But I dream things that never were; and I...– George Bernard Shaw (via quote-book)
A ruler who hides behind paid executioners soon forgets what death is.– Lord Eddard Stark, “A Game of Thrones” by George R. R. Martin (via quote-book)
The birds that were singing in the dew-drenched garden seemed to be telling the...– The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde (via quote-book)
When random people try to sell you shit
burning-down-the-disco: love-scrambles: Best ever