July 2011
384 posts
I love showing tricks to little kids
10knotes:
veechiuu:
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
“Magic.”
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A school year in review:
baileyquinn:
First day of school [[when you see your friends]]:
After one week of school:
Midterm exams:
Christmas break:
Start of second semester:
Spring break:
Returning again:
Final exams:
Summer vacation:
After one week of vacation:
“It’s noon already?”
“Ugh, I’m bored.”
Repeat for the rest of your existence.
When you finish reading a page and you have no...
nocturna14:
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of...
adios-asshole:
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“
Patient:
When my mom tells me dinner is ready:
missredaholic:
When I was a kid:
Now:
When your parents used to hold their hand in front...
most-awkward-moments:
“As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.”
– Leonardo da Vinci (via screamcolours)
“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought,...”
– Frida Kahlo (via girlwithoutwings)
“To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.”
– Elbert Hubbard (via imfantasyparade)
“The most important thing in life is learning how to fall.”
– Jeannette Walls (via girlwithoutwings)
“You see things; and you say “Why?”
But I dream things that never were; and I...”
– George Bernard Shaw (via quote-book)
“A ruler who hides behind paid executioners soon forgets what death is.”
– Lord Eddard Stark, “A Game of Thrones” by George R. R. Martin (via quote-book)
“The birds that were singing in the dew-drenched garden seemed to be telling the...”
– The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde (via quote-book)
When random people try to sell you shit
burning-down-the-disco:
love-scrambles:
Best ever
